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Posted 3 hours ago

Eww homework go away no one likes you

Posted 5 hours ago
nasturbate:

why is this in black and white. did she die? are these her last moments? did she die from churro overdose? thats the way i want to go

nasturbate:

why is this in black and white. did she die? are these her last moments? did she die from churro overdose? thats the way i want to go

(Source: aaronxdanni)

Posted 5 hours ago

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

Posted 22 hours ago

sluttyoliveoil:

nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries

Posted 22 hours ago

mizuki-takashima:

ebirdie:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

Damn I’m screwed

I had to learn about this stuff in Speech Class. The point was so that we could remember to “look our best” when we present a speech, but all it did was prove to me how much easier life is for the conventionally attractive, and it wasn’t just me being delusional. :(

Apparently people are just nicer to you in general if you’re attractive.

Posted 22 hours ago

marcoereus:

you look so perfect standing there in my Kohl’s 3 for $5 underwear

Posted 3 days ago

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

Posted 3 days ago
  1. me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  2. them: no
  3. me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  4. them: we're not
  5. me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
Posted 3 days ago

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

Posted 3 days ago

cishetssuck:

friendly reminder that:

  • you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder
  • you are not weak if you relapse once
  • you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times
  • you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you
  • you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you
  • you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.

(Source: sadqueerpunk)

Posted 3 days ago

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(Source: plantaplanta)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

Posted 4 days ago
burgertv:

show up to the party like

burgertv:

show up to the party like

Posted 4 days ago

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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(Source: kewlichijou99)